Rule #23
No matter how full you feel, you will always have room for dessert.
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Rule #22
Living off of someone else’s money is a horrible way to live. Don’t do it unless you need money for beer or girls.
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Rule #21
Being around older people does not make you look any less wrinkly.
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Rule #20
For a girl, if you’re in the bathroom for longer than 10 minutes you’re probably on your period, talking to friends, doing make-up, or texting.
For a guy, if you do it, you’re probably taking a shit.
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Rule #17
If you use the last piece of toilet paper you have to put on a new roll.
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Rule #14
Don’t make promises when you’re happy, and don’t make commitments when you’re sad.
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Rule #11
No matter where you are or how old you are, if a toddler hands you a ringing toy phone, you answer it.
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Rule #10
Just because they don’t speak your language doesn’t mean speaking slower will help.
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